那些年考过的精算师汇总出来的50条没拿到证书的原因(第二部分),高顿网校精算师小编们邀请同样要去考精算师的你好好看看。
  Bring things to throw at the proctor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
  As soon as the proctor hands you the exam, eat it.
  Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the proctor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the proctor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
  Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
  Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
  On math-oriented written-answer exams, use Roman numerals.
  Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
  Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "F--- this!" and walk out triumphantly.
  Arrange a protest before the exam starts. (i.e. Threaten the proctor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
  Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
  Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the proctor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
  富就富在不知足,贵就贵在能脱俗。贫就贫在少见识,贱就贱在没骨气。——高顿网校名人心语

 

 
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